Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin
Author:George Carlin
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: #genre
ISBN: 9780786887583
Publisher: New York : Hyperion, c2001.
Published: 2002-04-10T15:13:20.513000+00:00
“Someone please call the museum and have this onion dip carbon- dated.”
“How about this multihued Jell-O from Christmas? It’s July now. If no one wants this, I’m going to throw it away.”
Did your mother ever pull that stuff on you? Offer you some food that if you didn’t eat it she was “Just going to throw it away ”?Well, doesn’t that make you feel dandy?
“Here’s something to eat, Petey. Hurry up, it’s spoiling! Bobby, eat this quickly; the green part is spreading. If you don’t eat it, I’m going to give it to the dog.” It’s so nice to be ahead of the dog in the food chain.
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